Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $75. You're welcome.

How Fast We Move
Speed is kind of our whole thing. Most orders get printed and shipped within

1–3 business days — because a meme shirt that ships in two weeks isn't a meme shirt, it's a history lesson. Domestic orders print out of Florida and Texas; international orders route through our overseas print partners, so timelines flex a bit depending on where you're at.

Once It Ships
Delivery typically takes 3–7 business days depending on your location and shipping method. We're fast, not teleportation.

Tracking
You'll get tracking info the second your order ships, so you can stalk your package the same way you stalk the group chat.

Payment Security
All payments run through a secure, encrypted checkout — nobody's stealing your card info to buy their own drama merch.

The Fine Print
Shipping estimates are estimates, not promises. Carriers, weather, and the universe occasionally have other plans. We'll do our part; the rest is out of our hands.